In which a 17-year old finally learns how his dick works.
DavidT's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkLJYeGn12xLqAicrMt7E_A
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY

--New sounds--

SIM00's part 

*Intro music: "Positive Force" by SoulEye (VVVVVV OST)
*Video game footage: Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis

*Static noise (0:09, 3:19): "I Staple Tapeworms On My Penis" by Passenger of Shit
*"Honey badger": "Suck My Dog's Dick" by Wesley Willis
*"Nothing": SBEmail "do over"
*"I'll kill you" (etc.): Metalocalypse, episode "Dethzazz"
*"Help! Help me oh merciful...": SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Dumped"
*"God" (0:37): Dress.mov (Hotdiggedydemon)
*"Worse than the apocalypse": Gravity Falls, episode "Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality"
*"Pee-pee place": Retarded Animal Babies #1
*"Like my": 24thPowerProductions' "Your Shoe's Untied" dub
*"Diarrhea": 24thPowerProductions' "Nasty Patty" dub
*"Faggot": 24thPowerProductions' "Nasty Patty" dub
*"My dobermann-pinscher's cock": "Suck My Dog's Dick" by Wesley Willis
*"Hamburger time": Metalocalypse, episode "Dethhealth"
*"Don Knotts": Animaniacs, episode "The Taming of the Screwy"
*"You pervert!": Superfuckers, episode "Dawn of Omnizod"
*"Klispringer's": "Suck My Dog's Dick" by Wesley Willis
*"Poop sack": Family Guy, episode "Back to the Woods"
*"Kickin' the booty": "Booty Man" by Tim Wilson
*"Testicular" (1:50): "Blockbuster Night, Pt. 2" by Run the Jewels
*"Don't listen to him!": Gravity Falls, episode "Dreamscaperers"
*"Greyhound's musty ass": "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" by Wesley Willis
*"Orphan meat": Llamas With Hats 3 (FilmCow)
*"Donkey Bomb": Superfuckers, episode "The Greatest Story Ever Told"
*"Bepis": How To Pronounce Penis (PronunciationManual)
*"It's perfectly natural. So if Mommy tries to make you feel like a naughty boy, just tell her... Freud was wrong! (x7)": "Becoming a Man" by The Meatmen
*"Holy shit!": Bananapanda (Titmouse)
*"Inflation": Inflationary Language (Victor Borge)
*"A Sprite Sponsorship": The Eric Andre Show, episode "T.I.; Abby Lee Miller"
*"Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face, blood on my dick, all over the place": "She's On the Rag" by Steel Panther
*"Forces my brother to buy cocaine from a dope man": "My Daddy Smokes Cocaine" by Wesley Willis

DavidT's part

*"I'm seein" - GTA: San Andreas - Radio Commercials 
*"Crazy ghost peepee" - Vargskelethor - Super Ghostbusters
*"The" (female) "fucking" - Vargskelethor - Super Ghostbusters
*"Monster's funtime" - Kung Fu Karl - Picking Up Girls
*"Sexy panties" - Kill la Kill - Episode 1
*"Viagra pills" - BarneyIsPerverted - Spingebill Plays Exotic Instruments
*The "Erectile Dysfunction" part - Suicide Mouse
*The "Going Bald" part - Vargskelethor - The Sims 4 Meme House (Part 2)
*"Daddy" - Kill la Kill - Episode 1
*"Sex" - GTA IV - Radio Commercials 
*"Addiction" - The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special
*"Latex bodysuit" - GTA: San Andreas - Radio Commercials 
*"The Super Mario Bros. Titfuckin' Show" - AngeloJFurfaro/MustacheTangelo - DO THE PAIZURI
*"Creamy creampie" - Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! - Gidget the Super Robot
*"400,000" - Meet the Heavy
*"All around the world" - Dr. Rabbit's World Tour
*"So unbelievably awesome" - Kill la Kill - Episode 1
*"Homicide" - Vargskelethor - Lord of the Rings Text Adventure (Part 1)
*"Death" - Vargskelethor - Talk To Transformer (Part 1)
*"And even war" - GTA: San Andreas - Radio Commercials 
*"Have sex with - SwishFilmsInc - Link's On Strike"
*"Penis demolisher" - Vargskelethor - Skeleton Dating Sim
*"ABC FUNTIME IS SO FUCKING COOL!" - Sanity Not Included - Episode something idk